Let's take a moment to talk about Health...

Ok people. How many of you like to walk into a bathroom that smells like the sewers of the world opened a space/time vortex and dumped an amount approximately equivalent to 2004 gazilla-tons of shit in the toilets?

So why don't people flush? Multiple time until the smell is gone!? Why don't they flush the second the foul-odor causing shit touches the water? Each and every time? I know it's hard to "smell your own brand" ... but when your "own brand" smells like a biolological experiment from the Pentagon that grew AI and consiousness and evolved into the smelliest smell in the kingdom of smells, you can fucking smell it.

Are these people proud of it? Of what should be a shame-inducing violation of their fellow man?

Seriously. Think about it from a health perspective. If your shit smells that bad (bad enough to make your ass burn, to make eyes water, or to corrode through the membranes of my nose while I'm breathing out) then you need to change your diet. If it continues to smell that bad, you need to see a doctor, cuz you're fucking dying. Some sort of alien, from a foul, nether-dimension has crawled into your body THROUGH YOUR ASSHOLE and is eating you slowly. The stink emanating from your every pore (but most specifically, the aforementioned asshole) is your warning to GET SOME FUCKING HELP.

In any case - I (and every other normal, non-stink-infest person) shouldn't be forced to smell it.

Flush the fucking toilet every time your ass opens. I don't care if there's a water shortage and you're flushing every five milliseconds... stop raping my nose holes!